Freak
Mutant
Satanist -a twinkie in a room full of
fat people will outlast you lifespanwise if you call me one on a bad day.
Cultist -I'll laugh cause I'm in one of
the biggest cults around (Christianity)
Microsoft Fanatic -I'm not. Sure I use
a few but if my progs had been made by any other company than Corel, I
would still own them
Corel User -I would tell you what I would
do but that would give you advanced warning you mangy cur.
Macintosh Enthusiast -You'll die faster
than if you'd called me a Satanist (boring os's bite)
Handsome -I'll laugh for a day and a half...
I am ugly (in my opinion anyway... and that's what counts :P) Here's
Why and here too
Batman -prepare to... be ignored.
Superman -prepare to be sneered at.
A Vampire/Vampyre/Dhampyre -I'll stare
at you icily... contemplate your neck and then say you're full of it.
A Thief of Hearts -bad conotation (IE
after your girlfriend). You will get the roughest part of my hatred. I
don't steal women from people. I have to have some encouragement... so
bug them not me *cold glare*
An Otaku I will take it as a compliment.
I am on my way to Anime Otaku-hood but not there just yet.
*more when I think of them*